Introduction: Chindogu Insect Eliminator

By Children in Freefall
About: Old inventor, reverted back to my 10 year-old self. A shop full of tools, a boat, race car, 3D printer and a beautiful wife who wants me to invent things for around the house... Now how cool is that?

WARNING:  This instructable was made specifically for the Chindogu Contest.  PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MAKE AND USE THIS.  Dire consequences will result.  This is only meant for amusement.

How many times have you sat down to relax and read your favorite magazine when some gnat, fly or mosquito starts buzzing around your head?  

Here's my thought process:  Where do you usually read?  That's right.  Close to a light.  What attracts insects?  Right again! Light... Oh, and you too... Sitting right next to that attractive light.

Problem solved.  I've attached a can of insect spray to my reading light and added a low-tech push button activator.  I'm reading comfortably, an insect attacks my face, I reach over, hit the button and the insect goes away.  What could be better?

And while you're voting for me, why not check out all of my other Instructables using my own Chindogu SMARTPHONE APP (It's free, kinda cool... But, clearly worthless.  Ya gotta check it out at http://app.cat/bfksinstructables/

Ain't technology great? :-)