How to remove fire ants the fun way!

Step 1: Preparation

You will need:
Fire ants to get rid of
a large pile of brush to burn
matches
lighter fluid
newspaper
water or a fire extinguisher - to make sure things don't get too extreme.

Step 2: Builting the Fire

Place large logs and planks at strategic positions and then cover it all with brush.

Step 3: Light the Fire

Spray lighter fluid all ove the pile, crumple up individual sheets of newspaper, light them on fire, and toss them at strategic posotions in the pile.
Stay with it until it burns out.