Faux Ear Gauges

Fake ear gauges.

Step 1: Materials

You will need:
stud earrings,
glue or adhesive,
and clay.

Step 2: First Things First

Roll your clay into one ball for each earring you want to make,and flatten.

Step 3: And Then...

Bake your clay. While waiting, you should probably watch Doctor Who (this is the most effective method).

Step 4: Gluerifying

Now just glue your studs on the clay discs and let dry.

Step 5: The End

After your earrings are done, it is suggested that you wear them. You will blend right in and no one will know that you are secretly a shrimp.