Introduction: How to Annoy People

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So in this tutorial I will show you how to annoy your teacher, siblings, people in the elevator, e.t.c...

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Step 1: How to Annoy Your Teacher

1. When the teacher asks a question raise your hand like you know the answer then say something random...... Like... "CHICKEN!"

2. When the bell rings scream for a good few seconds then act like nothing happened.

3. When the teacher calls on you say the wrong answer, when she/he says it's wrong make a sad face and look like your about to cry then go into a HUGE! Speech about racism.

4. Ask to go to the restroom when she/he says yes get up, ram into the door a few times, look embarrassed then use the doorknob.

5. Have a huge coughing fit in complete silence.

6. Walk into the classroom crying saying that your imaginary friend committed suicide.

7. Falls out of your chair every 5 mins.

8. Write a message on the board every day saying that __your name__ is the bestest student ever!

9. Get up to sharpen your pencil every 5 mins.

10. Make animal noises

11. Stand up and applaud every time the teacher finishes a sentence.

12. Every time a student gets an answer right stand up and shout "I object!"

Step 2: How to Annoy Your Siblings

1. If your sister is wearing too much bronzer, sing "Oompa-Loompa-Doopity-Doo!"

2. Poke them

3. Sing one of their least favorite songs and sing at the top of your voice very horribly

4. Empty all of your brother's boyish stuff out of his backpack and replace it with 1D posters and stuff

5. Sing the most catchy song you can think of such as the ones listed below...
• "Milkshake"
• "Gas Pedal"
• "Wop"
• "Royals"

6. Tell them that they are so annoying, if they say "You are too!" Start to poke them rapidly.

7. Read a book while saying the words out loud at the top of your lungs.

Step 3: How to Annoy Your Parents

1. Dance in your seat while the family is sitting down to eat.

2. Talk with your mouth full and purposely let food fall out.

3. When company is over yell "Mom we ran out of toilet paper!!!!!"

4. Have a coughing fit when all is quiet throughout the house

5. Sing Chirstmas carols at the top of your lung in the spring

6. Tell them that you have a gf/bf and of they freak out say "just kidding" (do this multiple times until the know what your gonna say already.)

7. "Snore" when your in bed.

8. Get up in the middle of the night and say you had a nightmare while holding a stuffed animal (if you have one.) every 5 mins.

9. Pretend your parents are famous celebrity's and do interviews on them.

Step 4: How to Annoy People in an Elevator

1. Make exploding noises every time someone pushes a button.

2. Swat at an imaginary fly.

3. (If you've seen the movie "Elf" you'll get this one.) when the door starts to close when a person just exited yell, "Oh, I forgot to give you a hug!"

4. Say "Hi Person!" And hug them every time someone comes in.

5. In complete silence stare at someone and announce, "You're one of them!" And back away slowly.

6. Announce, "I have new socks on."

7. Say, "That's a weird place to put a piano!" See how many people look.

8. Stand in a corner facing the wall, if someone questions say, " I'm in time-out ok?!" And start to sob.