You've heard of the awesome face? You will now. The awesome face is well, awesome. It appears in some video games as sprays, names, avatars, and has even been on shirts. Picture of it below. I don't own it, but I'm going to show you how to apply this awesomeness to an everyday item, with only 2 things needed.

Step 1: Find Soemthing That Needs Awesome-ing.

ONE: An item that could use a lot of awesome-ing up. Such as, but not limited to, a ball, mug, jar, shoe, phone, stuffed toy(?), and paper, but that's not that original ;-P
TWO: A writing utensil that is permanent. Of course, Sharpie is short for A writing utensil that is permanent.

Step 2:

Now, simply draw an awesome face on your selected item, and you're good to go! =)

Step 3: You Are Done. Awesome!

Now, be proud of your work and dedication that you put into this item. Then get bored with it a while later. It makes a great desktop buddy, it's happy, and for goodness sakes, you made it.
(This Instructable is a joke.)