Introduction: Laura's Recipe for Beauty
Laura Mazzeo goes through the 20 easy steps of making oneself look drab to fab
Step 1: Setting Up
Choose a setting of ample light and space. Then get out all you're favorite beauty products and cooking supplies.
Step 2: Foundation
The most important part of a beauty recipe is its foundation.... literally. Scrape your desired skin toned foundation into a large bowl. You will need 2 cups of this so you may need to buy several foundation packs. ( I tend to use about 15 )
Step 3: "Milk"
You're going to need a creamer for the recipe, I tend to use vaseline lotion.
Step 4: Flavor
I have some great secrets on how to add flavor to a recipe.. This is one of them. Any shade of lipstick will do just make sure it has a great scent like watermelon or bubble gum.
Step 5: Eggs
Then of course add three eggs
Step 6: Mix
mix well until all the lumps are gone
Step 7:
Don't be afraid to taste your batter. It should taste delicious already. Plus the raw eggs are a great source of protein
Step 8: Baking Dish
Choose an oven safe pan or baking dish. Make sure you grease it well. Your own deodorant should work just fine.
Step 9: Pour
Step 10: Bake
Bake your cake on HIGH for about 20 minutes, or until golden brown
Step 11: Fixing a Cake
If your cake breaks or gets cracked when taking it out of the baking dish, just use some Dove Extra Hold hair spray to get it nice and firm again.
Step 12: Icing
Step 13: Icing 2
Spread icing evenly
Step 14: Enjoy
Your ready to eat! This recipe is potent so the effects should take hold after the first bite
Step 15: And Viola!
You should be looking at the new and improved you. Keep eating until you get the exact look you want.
Step 16: WARNING!
Do not over eat! Taking in more than 2 servings ( a serving being 10 bites each) could lead to an irreversibly bad look
Step 17: WARNING!
Like this one.
18 Comments
8 years ago
Hahahahahah enjoyed it a lot
10 years ago
That was hilarious!
12 years ago on Step 17
you're awesome! I agree with darkfyra. It should be made into a short film or something.
12 years ago on Introduction
hi
12 years ago on Introduction
Dang. I wasn't thinking & ruined the whole thing when I used the wrong lipstick. I HATE strawberry!
13 years ago on Step 17
Hysterical!
13 years ago on Step 17
Do you have an alternative for people with Bulimia? I go through half the cake before i see any results. I mean i got through half the cake twice-ish. Perhaps a beauty steamer that you could inhale? Thank you so much. Love fluffy.
14 years ago on Step 17
Hahaha!!! This is awesome! You make a great statement about today's culture, with all of its miracle creams, instant weight loss pills, etc. You rock.
14 years ago on Step 16
omg wtf! I just saw this and had to read all of it. I was laughing out loud!
14 years ago on Step 17
potty.
14 years ago on Introduction
Bwa ha! Parent Trap to Teen Idol to Train Wreck! Can you guess who I'm talking about?
Reply 14 years ago on Introduction
I guess I should re-title this, "Lindsay Lohan: What Went Wrong."
Reply 14 years ago on Introduction
See! Lindsay is what some people refer to as a "hot mess".
14 years ago on Introduction
When I came to the part where you mentioned "Don't be afraid to taste your batter. It should taste delicious already" I was thinking don't eat it! are you crazy!?.
Very funny, and your final picture pushes this instructable over the edge! Great work!
Reply 14 years ago on Introduction
*****
14 years ago on Introduction
I like it :]
14 years ago on Introduction
hilarious
14 years ago on Step 10
very funny and creative. I like it a lot.