Introduction: How to Steal Your Sibling's Money!!! :)

About: I am a chill peep. Visit me in jail sometime plz ?? I like stuff. Don't bother asking personal stuff about me, or you will never forget it.

Have you ever needed money on short notice? Here is a short guide to stealing money from your sibling's room!


Please note this was just for fun, and may or may not be taken seriously.

Step 1: Make Sure NO ONE Is Around

Make sure there is no one around when you enter your siblings room. Do whatever you need. Ask them to help you find something downstairs or whatever. If you're feeling up to the risk, you can sneak in while your sibling is asleep. Also, take someone your sister/brother would like into their room. See final step about this.

Step 2: Know EXACTLY Where They Hide Their Money.

My sister, for example, always changes her hiding spot for money. Look around their room at night for possible hiding spots. Mention it casually in a conversation. Or even (in my case) help them find lost money. They will tell you where their money spot is.

Step 3: Take the Money.

You open the box, pencil case, piggy bank, etc. Inside is the money. Just take what you need, making AS LITTLE NOISE AS POSSIBLE. When you close the money box, make sure you leave it as you find it. Siblings can be very observant, and may notice that their money box isn't where it was before. Take measurements. When you are finished, slip the money into your pocket, leave the little "present" you brought in with you on their bed, and leave.

Step 4: What If You Bump Into Someone Upon Leaving the Siblings Room?

Uh oh. Major trouble. If it's your mum, say you were leaving a surprise for your sister. Maybe your mum won't really care. If it's your dad, say that you were leaving a surprise for your sibling. If they ask to see it, show them the "present" *wink wink*. If it's your sibling, argue with them, and say that you left something in their room. If they scream for your parents, show your parents the "present" that they will know is yours. Hey presto! You have the money, and avoid getting in trouble! (if you followed the steps correctly ??)