How to Be Swagger

Hey all my home dawgs out there!  This is how to have swagger so keep reading....believe me, you need help.

Step 1: Buy an Expensive Car

Everyone loves a rich person.  So offer rides in a super expensive car to get people to be friends with you.  You need this, this is a necessity so don't skimp out on something pricey.  Even if you end up paying off loans the rest of your life, you need this.

Step 2: Play the Part

Now, you need to act more swagger.  When walking down the street, you need to take your time and look straight ahead.  Make that street a runway.  You are the only person that matters.  Come on turn yo' SWAG on. 

Step 3: Purchase These Necessities

This is crucial to your "swagger" look.  You need aviator sunglasses, preferably dark colored.  You also need a flat brim hat, some genie pants, high top sneakers, and axe.  Combing these items will give you that perfect swag everyone envies.  

Step 4: DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS

If you look like this you need even more help.  More help that chili and these steps can provide.  GO FIND IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!