Introduction: Breaking Bad Costume
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About: I make things. I teach other people to make things. On the weekends, my wife makes me do home renovations.
The return of Walt and Jesse
Step 1: Essentials
- Hazmat suit, yellow
- Full face respirator
- Pork Pie Hat
- 55 gallon plastic barrel
- Hand truck dolly
- Large RV (optional)
Step 2: Shave Your Head
You *are* committed to this costume aren't you? It grows back :)
Step 3: Find a Stooge
The stooge is really important to this plan!
Step 4: Visit Your Local Chem Lab
A night visit is preferable.
Step 5: Cook Some Product
A good recipe can be found here. If I can cook it, trust me, so can you!
Step 6: Trick or Treat!
Visit the neighbors.
Step 7: Sales Meetings
Bonding with the stooge.
Step 8: Visit New Territory
If you purchased the optional RV, you can check out opportunities elsewhere.
Happy trails! Via con dios!
Participated in the
Halloween Costume Contest 2015
