This is the best dip ever. My family has been making it for years..

What you need:

Cottage cheese
Taco sauce
Lettuce
Shredded cheddar

Step 1: Chop Up Some Lettuce

Make sure it is chopped fine enough. The smaller the pieces the better.

Step 2: Spread Cottage Cheese

Plop down some cheese on a plate and spread it into a layer. It should be about one curd thick.

Step 3: Spread Taco Sauce

Swirl the taco sauce on the cheese. Then spread it smooth with a spoon.

Step 4: Scatter Lettuce

Get a good even layer here. Remember the importance of small pieces. Make any adjustments now.

Step 5: Add Cheese

Sprinkle a very liberal amount of cheese on the lettuce. Not much lettuce should be showing after this.

Step 6: Serving

Eat with corn chips (instructable on that soon).

Though it is vegetarian, it is still damn good.

Go ahead and finish with hot sauce, onions, tomatoes, guacamole, chilies, jalapenos, etc. Or eat it plain.
It does not keep well, and should be eaten immediately.

Sorry for the shit pictures.