How to Survive a Vacation Plane Crash

Sometimes when you go a vacation bad things happened. on your way to the vacation location the plane might crash in the desert, but this doesn't mean you can't still have a fun time ! there are just some things you have you to do in order to survive.

1.Check your surroundings

2. Gather supplies

3. Be Wary of Smooth Jazz

4. Watch this video

Step 1: Check Your Surroundings

so surviving a plane crash is hard to do, but all you really need is luck. If you survive that is great , that is really rare, but you're not out of the woods yet. Most planes crash occur in areas where civilization is far away. In order to survive you have to get acquainted with your surroundings. If you're in a forest you need to cover yourself in mud or something (just watch predator to get your information.) if you're stuck in the desert the most important thing to find is water.

Step 2: Gather Supplies

in the desert you need water... but just so you know gallons of water don't occur naturally in the wild so if you find one it might be a trap.. be careful

Step 3: Be Wary of Smooth Jazz

you hear Jazz in two places,

1.in the background of really crappy bars

2.used as a theme song to murder people.

If you hear Jazz in the background and you're not in a bar, you're probably going to die.. you can try to run but people who play jazz are of the evilest sort, and have probably already planned exactly how to kill you.. you will die . sorry thats just how the world works.

Step 4: Watch This Video on How Not to Survive in the Desert Plane Crash

Comments

[Cheese Queen]

Make sure your fellow passengers are of the chubby persuasion, Whatever you do- don't get on a plane headed to an anorexic's convention! When all the food is gone, you'll be glad you took this advice.

[BeachsideHank]

And cannibalism. Don't forget cannibalism, every decade or so a plane crashes in a remote location like the Andes, survivable but a little sparse in the grocery department, if you know what I mean.