Scariest Costume Ever: Go As Vince Offer

just a little something i through together with a budget of nothing so if your poor or need a costume at the last minute. so get up grab your shamwow and get ready to be the scariest thing alive.

Step 1: First Things First: the Hair

no this is the weirdest and hardest part if your trying to do this by yourself. i got my mom to put some pantene hair Sh!@# in my hair. but if you have a girl friend that works too. all you have to do is make some sort of Mohawk spiky thing down the middle of your head like in these pictures.

Step 2: Second Step: the Shirt

This is easy just pull out the old navy blue shirt and there you go. now there an optional thing here you could leave the shirt bare or if you have a little time sew in a patch that says shamwow in yellow.

Step 3: The Rag and Mic

now these too are the parts where you wanna decide "Do i Wanna spend money".
now if you don't want to just pull a rag out and grab your xbox wired mic but if you say yes then pull out $20 and buy a shamwow and then go out and by a pc headset.

Step 4: Put All Together and You Have Pure Evil

this is the finished touch.

Comments

[ilpug]

I really love this.

[Alcoatari]

Now all you need is to become a convicted felon and have a prostitute bite off your nose hah.

Good job though, I praise your originality.

[jeff-o]

Awww, where's the weird side-glance and creepy grin?

[ANTQNUT]

Rofl =D

[PKM]

Step 5: practise the accent

de-skins the gawlic
you're gonna eat more gawlic

[eulaliaaaa!]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Pazzerz]

First time I saw this guy on TV I thought, 'He looks and sounds like one of the Simpson's characters!"

[ac1D]

o..m..g
l..o..l