How to Make Dead Legs

"[Your Name Here]! Why are you hiding in that drawer? I've asked you over and over to get out..."
your parents will exclaim endlessly after this hilarious prank. Have the legs of cutoff jeans you've been meaning to throw away for months? Well DON'T! Use them to make a dead leg.

Step 1: Materials

What you need:
1. Cutoff pant leg
2. Old sock
3. Old shoe
4. Duct tape
5. Yesterdays newspaper

Step 2: Procedure

Ok, stuff the Old sock with newspaper. Stick it into the Old shoe. Now stick the Sock/shoe combo into the Cutoff pant leg, and duct tape the two together. Tadaa! Now use your sense of humor (lol) to find a place to stick it. I would recommend making two (two shoes, two socks, two pant legs... Hmmm.), which makes it look a lot more realistic.