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How to construct a U.F.O? Answered

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orksecurity
orksecurity

9 years ago

As the other answers suggest, it might help if you clarified what you mean by "construct a UFO". Model? Flying model? Stage set? Of what design? For what purpose?

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AndyGadget
AndyGadget

9 years ago

IMPOSSIBLE- If you've made it you'll always be able to identify it!

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yokozuna
yokozuna

Answer 9 years ago

There have been some advances in memory loss technology. My favorite involves a frying pan blow to the head. Let the subject wake up, and if he still remembers, repeat the process. Once the subject has no memory, cease blows. Unfortunetely, some of the subjects show regression after a few days and need further blows to the head.

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gruffalo child
gruffalo child

9 years ago

You can't. If you try to do it, you'll hopefully know what you are doing, so it'll become IFO, at least for you.

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iceng
iceng

9 years ago

Toy or Real?

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LargeMouthBass
LargeMouthBass

9 years ago

I wonder what that balloon boy's dad did with his thing?

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

9 years ago

First, and listen carefully, for this is important: start with a fresh cow. I cannot emphasize this enough.

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7654321
7654321

9 years ago

Duct tape and popcicle sticks

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CameronSS
CameronSS

9 years ago

First, find an object. Secondly, throw it into the air so that it appears to be flying. Finally, squint so that it is unidentifiable. Your very own UFO!

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yokozuna
yokozuna

9 years ago

First, don't tell anyone what you're doing. Secondly, invent a flying object that performs on it's own in ways that no conventional aircraft can. Finally, go Men in Black on yourself, and forget that you put together such a device. Your very own UFO!