What do you think of these jokes? Answered

Hello, This is Daredevil 499 and I would like to introduce to you my new idea of posting 2 or 3 jokes, 2 or 3 times a week. I will post jokes almost week, and I want You to vote For your favorite Joke. Just post a comment with a number (either 1, 2, or 3) representing which joke you like best. Also where do you think I should post these jokes? Should they be in the questions or in the forums?
Here are the first three jokes:

1. Who was the greatest financier in bible times?
Noah, He floated his stocks while everyone else was in liquidation!

2. What do you call A monkey in a minefield?
A Baboom!

3.Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed!

Now that you know the jokes please let me know which one was your favorite. And remember don't forget to subscribe. Thanks

Here is my new post. please take a look.
https://www.instructables.com/community/What-Do-you-think-of-these-jokes/

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Comments

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i_own_swag

8 years ago

its hard between 2 &3 but.....3

rickharris

8 years ago

Do you work for Christmas cracker company?

daredevil499

Answer 8 years ago

No, why?

rickharris

Answer 8 years ago

Sort of jokes they use.

daredevil499

Answer 8 years ago

oh...

canucksgirl

8 years ago

You should post this as a Forum Topic.

Just select the appropriate category from the link and then click on the "New Topic" button.

You can close this question by clicking on one of the blue buttons or by deleting it through Author Options.

Let me know if you have any questions.

canucksgirl
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