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Why are unicorns pink? Answered

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noahw
noahw

Best Answer 12 years ago

They are actually white, but due to the reflection of the ever setting sun in the lands where they live, they simply appear pink in photos and so forth.

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scoochmaroo
scoochmaroo

Answer 12 years ago

this one gets my vote for best answer

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reganbella
reganbella

9 years ago

I have a red and white unicorn........

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DrWeird117
DrWeird117

12 years ago

Because they ate too much candy at Candy Mountain.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Answer 11 years ago

I always thought they were pink because, only people that drank too much ever saw them ;-)

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fwjs28
fwjs28

Answer 12 years ago

YAAAY

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fwjs28
fwjs28

Answer 12 years ago

and beer, you can't forget about their addiction to beer

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fwjs28
fwjs28

Answer 12 years ago

Yerp!...but like Noahw said, the ever setting sun does affect their color...so i guess its like a mixture of things :P

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n8man
n8man

12 years ago

Mathematical approach: They are assumed to be pink because unicorns are associated with girls and girls are associated with pink. Therefor using the transitive property, unicorns are associated with pink But really not all of them are pink, their color depends on what kind magical berry they ate last.

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barrax
barrax

12 years ago

ummmm, i always thought they were white. where did you see a pink one?

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INSTRUCTUBAL
INSTRUCTUBAL

Answer 12 years ago

charlie the unicorn maybe :P

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barrax
barrax

Answer 12 years ago

lolz at your name.

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Chicken2209
Chicken2209

12 years ago

is it normal to have your unicorn turn from pink to black and his eyes turn into fireballs? should I take him to the vet?

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Wafflicious
Wafflicious

Answer 12 years ago

oh noes! he got a case of the Devilsoleitus

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Redrockers
Redrockers

12 years ago

um... you do know there not real?

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Kiteman
Kiteman

12 years ago

Only female unicorns are pink. Male unicorns are lightly tanned and wear smart leather waistcoats and sport a neatly-trimmed goatee beard.

Being hooved animals, the real mystery is how they manipulate the clippers to trim their beards.

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Wafflicious
Wafflicious

Answer 12 years ago

Oh that explains it =).

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Doctor What
Doctor What

12 years ago

Unicorns aren't pink. That's the stain of orc blood embedded in their hair.

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randofo
randofo

12 years ago

Most of my unicorns are blue. Some are yellow and I have one odd which is green.