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guess-the-joke's-punchline contest Answered

EDIT: THE CONTEST HAS CLOSED!


the winners:
blue ribbon: Gorillazmiko
Honorable mention: Dsman195267

the joke:

A man walks into a fireworks store and asks: "Can I have a bang for a buck?"

the joke with honorable mention:

a man walks into a fireworks store and says: "it's dark in here, can I have a match?"

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jstark101

10 years ago

"I wish to return this faulty firework"

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DJ Radiojstark101

Reply 10 years ago

its too late. the contest has been over 4 a week...

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Goodhart

10 years ago

A man walks into a fireworks store and asks: "When did THIS building replace the street that was here."

ran into...get it?

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DJ RadioGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

yeah, it was funny, sort of. the contest ended, gorillazmiko and dsman got the prizes.....

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GoodhartDJ Radio

Reply 10 years ago

Yeah, I know. I couldn't work in the usual: A man walked into a bar and said OUCH ! joke, so it became awkward :-)

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GoodhartGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

I know it is closed, but I had to put in my 2 cents worth LOL

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DJ Radio

Reply 10 years ago

yes, most likely. yes the phrase can be said outside of computers, but is mostly used in tech

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dsman195276DJ Radio

Reply 10 years ago

ok, thanks. check out my virtual fire works maker!(o wait thats not a question!) okok, heres one: can i have a firework? i need to blow up my tires.

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DJ Radiodsman195276

Reply 10 years ago

LOL!

still, not correct, though. the punchline can be found within this article

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DJ RadioLithium Rain

Reply 10 years ago

I thought you meant you wanted me to actually rate the computer

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GorillazMiko

10 years ago

Can I have a bang for a buck?

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skunkbaitDJ Radio

Reply 10 years ago

Ok, but "can I have a bang for a buck?" still sounds dirty to me!

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bumpusskunkbait

Reply 10 years ago

haha, or "A 5-Dollar Holler"

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dsman195276

10 years ago

a man walks into a fireworks store and says: "it's dark in here, can I have a match?" actually, it was "it's dark in here, better light a match!"

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Keith-Kid

10 years ago

......Lame....

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DJ RadioKeith-Kid

Reply 10 years ago

how? your punchline was offensive, and flagged

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Lithium Rain

10 years ago

I find that offensive.

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zachninme

10 years ago

something to do with "bang-for-your-buck"?

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DJ Radiozachninme

Reply 10 years ago

sorry, man. you were so close to winning....

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tomonto

10 years ago

May I please buy some fireworks from your fine store? I'll take my ribbon now.

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bumpustomonto

Reply 10 years ago

haahaahah, best one yet..

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bumpus

10 years ago

Is this contest dealing with wind?

b/c it pretty much blows
:D

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dsman195276

10 years ago

it's dark in here, better light a match!

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dsman195276DJ Radio

Reply 10 years ago

or this one: hi, i would like to order a big mac with fries...WHAT, THIS ISN'T MCDONALDS??

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dsman195276DJ Radio

Reply 10 years ago

so do i get honorable mention? and the answer is... let me think about this one. would the word be said out side of comparing computers?

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DJ Radio

10 years ago

Don't get your punchline