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Crotch Knife Answered

I had the greatest idea, ever.... A pair of pants that protrudes a knife out of your crotch every time you do a pelvic thrust..... Not sure why, though. I really want to make one, but I don't know how I would go about doing so. Any help/advice, fellow Instructable'ers?

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

13 years ago

I already had this idea for a comic last year. Ill scan it.

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Lftndbt
Lftndbt

13 years ago

I think someone has watched

SE7EN

too many times..... *FrEaKsHoW*

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jessyratfink
jessyratfink

Reply 13 years ago

That's the first thing I thought of. One of my favorite movies, but that scene gets to me every time!

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Lftndbt
Lftndbt

Reply 13 years ago

Yes, t'was rather messed up... Well you know what they say about great minds... eh.. LoL ;) Nice pic..:)

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its a lion
its a lion

Reply 13 years ago

I don't remember that scene. I need to watch it sometime when its not 4 in the morning...

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Lftndbt
Lftndbt

Reply 13 years ago

You wouldn't have missed it, probably just forgotten. Perhaps thats not such a bad thing. I think if I watched that movie for the first time again, I'd skip that scene... Movie is already screwed up enough as it is. That scene was just plan wrong... I think it might have scarred me for life.... LoL

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its a lion
its a lion

Reply 13 years ago

Maybe I fell asleep during that scene... Because I really do not remember it... I'm going to have to buy the movie.

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Bran
Bran

Reply 13 years ago

Lol, PM me what 'tis about?

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

13 years ago

Ok I do pelvic thrusts wayyy too much for that to be safe or practical, they're the cornerstone of my day, no time is bad for a good thrust joke or just a thrust to get conversation going, I imagine thrust-stabbery would lessen the coversation quality immensly so... However the trick to it would be to figure out where two distances on your body change enough to pull a string or something and pop the knife out... Honestly it would be pretty hard... (sorry can't help myself here) but you make it swing up and down easily enough... or side to side... and if you're goo in circles... ok im done... nearly...

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Labot2001
Labot2001

13 years ago

i think something more like a pea shooter would be more practical than a knife, if you plan on putting it down there... at the end of your pea shooter, put a plastic tube, with a squishy thing on the other end, so that you can give it a quick squeeze and force your ammo out of the pea shooter. just a thought. :D

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teaaddict314
teaaddict314

13 years ago

id be a little bit worried about putting a knife "down there" LMAO

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

I agree, I mean, storage alone, before "pulling it out" could be a very eunuch experiance LOL

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Lftndbt
Lftndbt

Reply 13 years ago

"storage alone" You crack me up... Did you pick up some new material lately? You have seriously made me LoL at least 7 times tonight.... I mean generally I find you rather humourous (your jokes not you in general... just to clarify that one... ;) ) But of late you have been posting some particualrly nice plays on words / whitty comments etc... That was great... my sides hurt now "storage alone" .... te he he... thanks, you make me smile... :)

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

well I thought the use of eunuch in the place of unique as a pun might be missed generally though.

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its a lion
its a lion

Reply 13 years ago

Yep. Definitely missed that the first time reading it. I just read it as "unique." Though I have to say that it works very well there.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

I am glad to bring a little mirth into the lives of others (it is when I do so while being serious that I don't particularly like ;-) Fortunately that does not happen often :-)

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

13 years ago

I've got a belt buck that slides out to be a knife....

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Bran
Bran

13 years ago

Unzip your pants.

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zachninme
zachninme

Reply 13 years ago

I was going to say, this whole thing seems like some form of uber-symbolism...

By the way: I'm considering insulting you, Juklop, by making some joke about how it won't work, but i'm going to refrain from that, its rad nauseam

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Juklop
Juklop

Reply 13 years ago

You mean Ad nauseam?

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zachninme
zachninme

Reply 13 years ago

Nope. "rad nauseam", a term coined by someone, where there's too many joke possibilities.

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maninamousesuit
maninamousesuit

13 years ago

ok heres something you might like. Medieval Archers carried a wooden handled dagger which had two spheres as the guard. It was called a "Bollock Knife". It was believed to be used to groin stab any fallen knight. Over here Bollocks are what we call your ...well...Cohones! Maybe you are a throw back lol. Schwinnnng!

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jtobako
jtobako

Reply 13 years ago

Most men carried the same knife...it and the two side knives were the 'leatherman' of the time.

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gyromild
gyromild

13 years ago

I don't like the idea of having a knife anywhere close to my crotch, but then again that's just me.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

13 years ago

*cough* necrophiliacsadist *cough*
Oh my did you hear something?

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uguy
uguy

Reply 13 years ago

ditto

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Doctor What
Doctor What

13 years ago

It's like the gun in the breasts, male version.