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Scientists Snack on Giant Squid Answered

Recently scientists in middle-earth have admitted to snacking on a colossal squid being stored at their lab, while working on defrosting another giant squid.

Mark Fenwick says that "It was almost like a tua tua, you know a cockle. It was very nice. It left a real taste in your mouth and stayed for quite a while,"

(They say that they were checking for ammonia, but I suspect they just love the taste of cockle.)

Remind me never to be a giant squid.

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westfw
westfw

11 years ago

I'm not sure that "it left a real taste in your mouth that stayed for quite a while" is a description that I'd put in the "good" category! Never had cockle, either.

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jessyratfink
jessyratfink

Reply 11 years ago

That's true. That makes it sound disgusting. :/

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Hmm, I bet it would be a tough ole bugger. I know lobster gets tough if it is too "old" :-)

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Kaiven
Kaiven

11 years ago

not to be mean, but send it to africa for all the children.

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Patrik
Patrik

Reply 11 years ago

Are you kidding? This is a unique, once-in-a-lifetime scientific opportunity, and even if you sent it to Africa, it would be rotten by the time it got there!

What if this was an intact frozen dinosaur, caught in the antarctic ice? Let's grind it down into burger patties to feed to the homeless?

Quick, somebody send the Mona Lisa to Burma - I hear they're badly in need of roofing material...

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Kaiven
Kaiven

Reply 11 years ago

hahaha, thanks for the comment, im happy now.
im listening to this xD listen carefully, its sooo funny _

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Crakur
Crakur

Reply 11 years ago

OMG the lenses look like rocks!!

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Crakur
Crakur

11 years ago

add some rice and seaweed and u got sushi homes!!!

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Pumpkin$
Pumpkin$

11 years ago

lol they'll need a freezer the size of a house to store multiple squid

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

11 years ago

... CALAMARI FOR THE WORLD!!

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

11 years ago

Maybe you can interest them in a nice knife storage block for them to put away the giant sushi knife they had to use.