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This is what sexy looks like! Answered

in case your wondering... Ladies he IS single. I had to take an official photo for work today cause I am that dang important. Its a picture of a picture cause I dont have a scanner. I highlighted the stuff thats important.

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lemonie
lemonie

11 years ago

Do you think you'd look sexier if you'd joined the Navy? L

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 11 years ago

naw, I dont want to hang out on a boat with a bunch of "seamen" all day.

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 11 years ago

Har har har. :D

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Doctor What
Doctor What

Reply 11 years ago

Har har har. *nervously looks around*

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 11 years ago

:D

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lemonie
lemonie

Reply 11 years ago

Thankyou, I was hoping for a one-liner. L

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 11 years ago

Bauhahahahha

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

11 years ago

So what are the ribbons actually for?

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 11 years ago

I'll never tell, at least not while the sun is shining. (if you can guess what movie reference it is ill tell you what 3 of them are)

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fungus amungus
fungus amungus

11 years ago

Whoa! Burning questions is now recognized by the army. Woot!

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Plasmana
Plasmana

Reply 11 years ago

LOL!

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

11 years ago

Jeese and there I was reckoning your avatar was you in airsoftin' outfit xD Military meat inspector aye? How'd you land that?

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 11 years ago

Forgot to answer your question, the only requirements is GT score of 110, able to lift heavy stuff, you have to be able to chew seafood and/or pork. You dont enlist for this job, you get tricked into it. The Army is the only branch that has Food Inspection and Animal care

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lemonie
lemonie

Reply 11 years ago

Am I correct in understanding your comment, that you are required to chew pork & seafood in order to establish that you are able to eat military rations?
(various historical commentaries on armies failing because of bad teeth in my mind)

L

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 11 years ago

You would have to probably put your stomach and life on the line if you were the President's taste tester. If you keep to Kosher rules, I don't think you can eat seafood or pork, and also Muslim halal rules go against pork. In order to inspect everything, it would probably be a requirement to know when something tastes bad as your first clue to spoiled food.

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lemonie
lemonie

Reply 11 years ago

I was only referring to chewing. I am aware of Kosher & Halal, but since most US Presidents tend to be of the Christian faith they can ignore the OT directives on food.

L

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 11 years ago

*certain seafood which are shellfish, bottom feeders, or unidentifiable when prepared as to not having scales, etc.

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 11 years ago

Don't get on the wrong side of the fence with a man with a beret, you might have Rambone passing through your little town.

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 11 years ago

Yeah they dont give the berets to just anyone these days :-)

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 11 years ago

Im a military food inspector, not a "meat inspector" A "meat inspector" is someone who watches you urinate during a drug test to make sure your not using an external device to dispense urine.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 11 years ago

My bad!

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 11 years ago

Wow! That's not sexy at all!

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NachoMahma
NachoMahma

Reply 11 years ago

. ROFLMAO!!

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 11 years ago

Second!

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CameronSS
CameronSS

Reply 11 years ago

Every time I see that, I think, "This has to be a parody of the original."

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 11 years ago

BUAHAHAHHAA

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gmjhowe
gmjhowe

Reply 11 years ago

win

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kelseymh
kelseymh

11 years ago

Looks like your marksmanship score meets the standard my old ITAAS (6th Army) instructor used to write on the chalkboard -- Strive for the minimum.

What's the regimental crest? That looks a bit like a caduceus on the right.

How long have you been a PFC? Have you gotten scheduled for basic NCO academy yet, or are you going to go the specialist route?

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 11 years ago

its hard to tell but i shot sharpshooter, came in as a PFC i might get promoted in june but the latest is this July. Yes thats a caduceus on the right, The regimental crest is AMEDD. WLC? There is no slots now for a PFC, because too many SGTs and SPC waited until the last minute to attend. They got priority. But I would like to attend so i could learn how to lead PT, type up fancy classes and all that other neat stuff they do. Plus its a month out of work. I would like to get a patch on the right side but i have to wait until a slot opens up to go down range. Im getting my paper work ready but everyone wants to go to combat these days. Its good for promotion

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Have you got your ZPS? Or your MDNO? I bet you can't wait till you get your DKS! All the USFs preventing that must get annoying though. Quite the WIEY, if ya know what I mean.

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 11 years ago

Why are you using so many acronyms? I dont understand a word your saying.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Hehe...precisely what I'm saying!

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 11 years ago

You'd better watch it, young lady, or you're going to have the VFW, DAR, and DoC all coming down on you!

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Yeah, you and what army?

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 11 years ago

Ummm...that would be the US Army, along with USAR, USAF, USN, USMC, USCG, and any other happy acronyms I can recruit ;->

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Aw, see what you did, you broke the chain of intentional irony and hilarity...

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 11 years ago

FIXED, I thought I smelt something punny. Mended with TLC and a multivitamin containing minerals Fe to Zn.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

you smelting ore again? Or maybe not.....

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

still it is better then being DOA, which all those armies could produce PDQ. ;-)

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Kiteman
Kiteman

11 years ago

Hang on...

"...he IS single..."

Why are you writing about yourself in the third person?

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Kiteman
Kiteman

11 years ago

Regular poster boy, what?

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 11 years ago

There's no begging in baseball...don't fall for his game...

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

No, there's no crying in baseball!

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 11 years ago

come on now your supposed to be attracted to a man in uniform. .. ...dang lying recruiters...

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 11 years ago

xD