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Zombie Robot Caption Contest Answered

In case you have not heard the breaking news, our beloved Instructables Robot and its beloved family member Instructables-Robot have been captured by a dancing zombie horde. As we looked over the zombie's ghoulish celebratory pictures, we can only wonder what must be running through our poor robot's mind.

Perhaps you can look at this picture and figure out what our poor robot is saying. Post the caption as a comment in this forum.

All are eligible to enter. Contestants are limited to three (and we mean three!) entries. The winner of this contest gets a copy of Electronic Gadgets for the Evil Genius. The contest will be judged by Bilal's Undead Severed Zombie Head on Friday and the winner will be announced shortly thereafter.

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lamedust
lamedust

12 years ago

Caption Winners!
There were a few good ones, so I think we'll send the runners up a patch:

The winner was }{itch with:
robot : "Please do not respond to this email, the Instructables Robot already has its arms full of zombies, and it might drop yours!"

Patch for, Momo!:
"All we need now are the Sith, Pirates, and Werewolves, and then our Facebook Convention feels so much more complete!"

Patch for DoItOrDie:
Girl Scouts, Jehova's Witnesses, Salesmen ... of all the pests Robot had to deal with, the undead were, by far, the most persistent.

Thank you all for giving the robot a voice!
-bg

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n8man
n8man

12 years ago

Eric,
if your watching this,
GET US OUT OF HERE
(the zombies keep trying to get us to teach them the robot)

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GorillazMiko
GorillazMiko

Reply 12 years ago

How do you make font size smaller than normal?

Eggs.

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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

GorillazMiko doesn't know. *gasp*

,,^,,Tiny text,,^,,,,^,,^,,Makes even smaller text,,^,,^,,keep repeating this and it gets smaller and smaller.

smaller text

microscopic text
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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

No, multiple commas don't make it even smaller.

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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

comma comma carot comma comma Small text comma comma carot comma comma

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Spl1nt3rC3ll
Spl1nt3rC3ll

Reply 12 years ago

Lol. All I have to do to read that text is hit "Shift-Command-S". The computer reads it for me! Speech function FTW!

(Your small text reads "microscopic text.")

I can write subliminal messages!

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Madrias357
Madrias357

Reply 11 years ago

And yours is "I can write subliminal messages" However, they do not work if the being cannot read them...

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goeon
goeon

Reply 12 years ago

wee,e, e,e, e,e,

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goeon
goeon

Reply 12 years ago

wee

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goeon
goeon

Reply 12 years ago

sorry:D

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

>How do you make font size smaller than normal?

YOU DON'T KNOW?!

Use two "," s before and after your text.

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GorillazMiko
GorillazMiko

Reply 12 years ago

I know that.

I'm talking about the super small one that uses the & , symbols.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

? &&testing&& Nope, doesn't work. What are you talking about? Did I miss something?

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GorillazMiko
GorillazMiko

Reply 12 years ago

& meant and..

,,^,, Tiny Text ,,^,,,,^,,^,, Even Smaller Text ,,^,,^,,
Keep repeating, and it'll get smaller.
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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

Reply 12 years ago

Ahh. TinyText. I guess it works!!
Copy and paste that. See what it is.

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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

Reply 12 years ago

It's there. Copy the surrounding text. It will show up.

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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

Reply 12 years ago

Maybe this is better.

I am puffyfluff!

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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

Reply 12 years ago

Okay, wait.
"TinyText again!"
Yes, it's there. In between the quotes.
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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

testing regular small
testing teeny tiny small

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

I dunno, it dosen't work for me...

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

Okay, testing...

testing

testing

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GorillazMiko
GorillazMiko

Reply 12 years ago

Woops.

"^" and "," symbols..
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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

#2

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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

Guys, get off, you are ruining my drum solo

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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

#3

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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

I removed my own comment yet it says (removed by community request). Looks like a bug.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

I have seen that when you have a reply attached to it before deleting it.

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king duct tape
king duct tape

12 years ago

1. every body dance now 2. did you fart or are you just decomposing 3. and c3-po thought he had it rough

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FreshPineSent
FreshPineSent

12 years ago

1: "That white chain is so tacky." 2: "Too bad zombie bites don't affect robots." 3: "Save me GLaDOS!"

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

12 years ago

Entry 1: Robot: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped with a bunch of crazed, dazed, man-eating zombies with a giant felt Architeuthis, and at risk of rusting or running low on power, that I really wish I'd listened to what my robot mother told me when I was young. Giant Felt Architeuthis: Why, what did she tell you? Robot: I don't know, I didn't listen.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

Entry 2: We're doomed... Oh master Eric! You've come to save me! Oh my... how horrible...

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

Walter?

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

The Oh my really should have given it away.

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

Darn, that one was hilarious, yet a bit totoo perfect, as in, something that couldn't possibly been have said before.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

I'll admit, it was based off of a line of dialogue in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams. I highly recommend it.

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

I know. And the movie too.

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suggsugg
suggsugg

12 years ago

LEAVE ROBOTS ALONE! ALL YOU EVER WANT FROM THEM IS MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!

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suggsugg
suggsugg

12 years ago

Zombies are going down. Do they have their own dance move? i don't think so.

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suggsugg
suggsugg

12 years ago

If I don't get out of here soon I'm gonna be soooo dead. Literally!